Let's talk about our daily life sexual things.

2022.01.17 03:51 Fast_Gur_2558 Let's talk about our daily life sexual things.

like , how do you masturbate, unique ways to masturbate, Any fantasy like (teacher, relative , plumber,) itwill we fun...
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2022.01.17 03:51 Nimsv8 Why do raw onions make you feel shitty in the morning?

First no matter what time of day they make me feel bloated quicker than normal
And the absolute worse thing is eating them at night in the morning it’s like your chest burning , bloatedness etc even if you brush your teeth before sleep
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2022.01.17 03:51 swagNextTuber Tokyo woman who thought Chinese sperm donor was Japanese sues for US$2.9 million

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2022.01.17 03:51 Slavedriver21 Cookies

This is something I whipped up in a hurry but would love a critique:
Cookies
Comedy
Mom always made the best cookies. They were mixed in a special batter that was kept secret even from me, the birthday boy. They were baked fresh, drizzled with syrup and strawberries and were heaven to eat. Yet, at night, came the screams. At first, I figured it was the neighbors cats and dogs but, the more cookies I ate, the more screams I heard. The first batch of cookies were made just before my last day of school. I was being bullied by the local jock kids and Mom knew just how to make me feel better. The cookies, as always were amazing. One of them was raw so I threw it at a pan, Hard. The next day, I turned on the news. Jock dead of blunt force trauma. I love it when Irony happens. He was cooking when the shelf fell on his head. He managed to get back up, only to be smacked in the head by more pans. A bruise the size of Texas was beginning for form on his face but he managed to get out the door...and ran smack into a mud puddle. He tripped and blacked out. A sea of pans came flying out of nowhere and that was the end of him. His mother was rendered catatonic from the ordeal and sent to a psyche ward. I went back to my mother and asked for more cookies. My mother gave me a look of tired resignation and went into the kitchen. I pondered this but before I could speak, I overheard my mother chanting in some strange tongue over the oven. It was not of any known language. Then I saw flames and another batch of cookies. Talking to Dad no doubt. “Send me more fucking cookies, my fat son ate them all” I mocked her. She glared at me. More cookies appeared. I love and hate being a gluttony demon. Resigned to my fate, I ate them.
To be fair, I...didn't mind. Mom had regular contact with the paranormal and being a demon myself, I found it annoying that she was conducting business behind my back but still, those were damned fine cookies. Anyway, Mom helped the local “cops” clean up the mess and fed me another batch of cookies. Unfortunately, the latest victim was a half demon/half angel hybrid named Mira. Mom broke the cookies in half with a sledgehammer, then a car. The cookies seemed to work...at first. However Mira's bones were made of Holy steel, so she managed to survive the cookies attempts to break her bones. Pissed off, Mira made it her business to kill my mother. Now Hell is a massive fortress composed of levels upon levels of barricades, locked gates, hell hounds, roving tanks and Devil knows what else. She and her boyfriend wrecked five levels before they were stopped by Hell Knights. When I say stopped, I mean barely. Imagine being ran over by a tank, then using the last RPG round to destroy it, from 1000 yards, with two broken arms. Out of all the denizens of hell, these two were spared from dying by inches. Hell took new security protocols, poured new cement and steel over the cracks and enchanted it with magic then claimed superiority. One poor schmuck claimed that God couldn't breach it. He was dead two days later, the demon sized hole in the ground being evidence of his folly.
Mom was tired of this and made the unholy cookie of the damned. Determined the kill either God or his son, she smashed it with a hammer, threw it onto lava, fed it to hell hounds, rendered it human and shot it with a pistol. Jesus was sent to the trauma unit but God was unfazed. Unable to regain holy form, Jesus endured seven hours of pain. Then he died. He did not ascend to heaven, as Saint Peter was on holiday and the gate was locked. He went into hell instead. Satan immediately noticed a fifty six percent drop in the population and went to investigate. Dad's funeral was last night. Mom no longer makes cookies with normal batter. Conversely, God no longer exists. She used a more refined mixture and then repeated what she did to Jesus. God screamed in agony, cursed in Latin, then exploded in a white light. Life is good.
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2022.01.17 03:51 DvdB868686 Great score, mediocre film #10: A Heart Beats In Space (from Mission To Mars) by Ennio Morricone

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2022.01.17 03:51 msmoley Chennai women’s collective combats pandemic poverty

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2022.01.17 03:51 Imonandroid What if is tho?

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2022.01.17 03:51 swagNextTuber Climate change: Renewable energy to meet over 70 per cent of China’s additional power needs in next three years, says IEA

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2022.01.17 03:51 swagNextTuber Narrow escape for 3 in Hong Kong as Lexus driver ‘loses control while reversing’, mounts pavement

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2022.01.17 03:51 Gaalilo_Dhengutha Oka intelligent machine ki consciousness undhani ela cheppagalam?

Like, how do we diffenrentiate between a living organism and Artificial Intelligence?

  1. The whole existence of living organisms revolves around survival and reproduction. Adhe vidhanga, if we program an intelligent worm(software that can copy itself from one device to another) and specify that the whole objective of the worm is to survive, evolve and reproduce, can that tiny software program be called a living organism? How is it any different from the worms living in our gardens or backyards. The similarities between the two are listed below:
    • physical body = computer memory
    • food = electric power that the program consumes
    • reproduction = copying itself
    • evolution = string of binary that defines the behavior of the worm, and the string can mutate
  2. In the future there will be enough compute power on personal computers to simulate an actual human brain, appudu kuda paina example laaga software worms laga software humans ni simulate cheyavacchu. Appudu ela differentiate chestham? AI or an actual human being?
  3. And what if there are higher level organisms that have already reached the compute power to simulate billions and trillions of organisms in software? How can we tell whether or not we are some software simulation homework of a higher level organism?
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2022.01.17 03:51 Embofopfambvt Game changer: a local library near me now has switch games. Will be buying less games and instead borrowing them from the library (with books as well). Gonna be a instant pot dinner and Mario odyssey kinda night!

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2022.01.17 03:51 Bakugo24 Pov:You Have These Skins In Valorant

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2022.01.17 03:51 a_aniq System is not responding issue A12

Is anybody else getting system is not responding popup multiple times throughout the day?
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2022.01.17 03:51 dejobaan Argonauts Agency: Missing Daughter - The Argonauts Agency – Find out how the family turmoil of the gods has affected common mortals and how it all ends!

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2022.01.17 03:51 WoollyMastadon Messy and wavy wall on bottom of print.

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2022.01.17 03:51 SipulitWasNotTaken AC/DC Battle Royale #2: Last time Black Ice got the least amount of votes. Which one will lose next? Poll in comments.

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2022.01.17 03:51 khmerxbxboi View of the Pacific Ocean from Ventura, Beach with Tsunami Advisory (visual image photography)

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2022.01.17 03:51 LargeBigHuge It seems pretty backwards that you can't request vehicles at Outpost Tremonius

Seriously. Why are you able to call in a wasp, for example, at a tiny platform maybe 30, 40 feet long but not at the largest UNSC-controlled base we know of on Zeta Halo? It just doesn't make sense to me.
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2022.01.17 03:51 Pkorniboi Have you gotten your ass slapped by more individual guys or girls ?

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2022.01.17 03:51 roamerW Gap Year Residence

Is there a residence at Queen's that they generally put students who took a gap year in? I go to UBC but I got a bad concussion so I am thinking of restarting at Queen's, however, I know there is a residence building at UBC that put all the gap year students in. Is this the case at Queen's?
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2022.01.17 03:51 universepurse Breastfeeding with baby’s food intolerances is exhausting

Venting here. My baby’s going to be six months in a few weeks which basically means I’ve gone almost five months now with no soy or dairy. (There are other things she’s also sensitive to as well, but those are the main ones). No takeout, no restaurants, no food other people have made, almost no frozen meals… basically everything I eat has to be homemade and is very limited because my baby has such a bad reaction if I accidentally eat something she’s allergic to. My in laws and my siblings roll their eyes at how careful I have to be. As though I’m overreacting and as though my baby doesn’t scream and stop eating when I’m not careful about what I eat. My husband is a full time student and working so he doesn’t have the energy to cook all the time for me, or at this point have the energy to listen to me complain which I why I’m here.
So far I’ve lost 60 lbs, half of it unhealthily because being a new parent with a brand new baby I couldn’t cook for myself for every meal so I just didn’t eat a lot. This on top of her teething and sleep regression, right now I’m just exhausted and crying in bed and I would seriously crime for a pizza right now.
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2022.01.17 03:51 St-German "I will never set foot in imperial ships!"

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2022.01.17 03:51 shoujo-ai-princess Wild Health Covid Testing Issues

Hi! My SO recently tested positive for covid. I had two tests, one on the 12th and the 14th. Both came back negative. I just got a 3rd result emailed to me (I only took two tests) and it was positive but had my name and birthday on it. Has anyone else experienced this? I sent them a message asking which results were correct but the last time i texted them it took about two days to get a response.
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